Hello, Everybody! Last time, i made a blog about my favorite characters from "A Hat in Time" and today, i will make a blog about the opposite, that is right, my LEAST favorite characters from this game, even so, this game have ALOT of amazing characters, making it impossible for me, however, to even have any least favorite characters. But, when thinking about it, u know that there are only SOME characters i hate. Yet, either it is because of them even being useless, or, because of how mean they are and for what they do to Hat Kid. Tho, most of them are enemies in this list, yet, i have no problem with most villains, actually. So, either i hate a character for it's mean personality or because of how stupid it is. Also, for this list, i will ONLY include canon characters only, why? Since, y'know, cut characters doesn't count, they didn't appear in the game, so idk how their personalities would be like, yet, i might anyway like them. I am now going to do this list, oh, also! IF you like any of those characters, i will really respect your opinions, yet, as long as you respect mine. And i will explain WHY i hate them, of course. But, don't worry. Don't expect me to put Hat Kid, Snatcher, etc. In this list, they are AMAZING and cool Characters! So, anyway, here we go!
Enjoy:
10: Mafia Goons
Yeah, you know now that i don't like The Mafia, do ya? Still, for 1 reason, obviously: IF you have readed Mustache Girl's Storybook, then you SHOULD know why i hate The Mafia, right? I won't spoil it, as, i already DID spoiled it in the previous blog. So, let me make sure that Mafia Town DOESN'T belong to them, duh! Also, i do think that The Mafia ARE funny, but, still! They're so mean and dumb! (Sorry IF you like them, as said, ok? Ok!)
The Mafia most likely attacks little kids like Hattie (Hat Kid) and MU (Mustache Girl) and seriously, is that allowed in Mafia Town? That is bad, too make sure. Yeah, heck, even some Mafia Goons wants to play "Patty Cake" with Hattie. Well, it DO looks cute at first, yet, afterwards, he will "PUNCH" at Hattie, even if she was being innocent! Heck, throwing some barrels at little kids IS wrong as well.
It is funny to chase The Mafia Goon who had that umbrella, tho. Just that moment i had made a theory that they are cowards, ok, weird theory maybe a joke, still, duh! The Mafia most likely acts mean and it is funny to hit them from a roof, yeah, IF they are sitting there, sure, i won't ignore them, i will hit them from there. Seriously, they should be considered stupid but also to be dangerous. But, they are fun enemies, tho. But, yeah, they should be staying in the game, since, they are too perfect in it, still, they stinks, imo, yeah, yup!
9: Tourist
Oh, ok. I DON'T actually are hating on him. Tho, i maybe SHOULD replace him at number ten and The Mafia in number nine, hm? Still, however, as, i am only placing him here, since, he have acted even mad. He complains alot, pretty much yeah. He appears ALMOST everywhere, yet, it should be funny, and, he maybe have good pictures. Yet, WHY is he appearing everywhere, anyway hm, and, what do he have against that guy he mentioned? About Steve? Whoever Steve is, i am very sure Steve is not being mean to The Tourist. Steve wouldn't happen to be that Steve i am thinking for sure about now? Oh, whoever, IF it is Steve from another game or idk what Steve, ok, whoever, idk.
Still, The Tourist is pretty much useless, i mean, he just appears for no reasons at all, hm, right? Still, he is not so bad, still, again, i got not much to say about him, other then he is being of course fat, of course, yeah!
8: The Empress' Two Henchmen
0_0, 0 Page for those two? Still, so, the only two characters i add that DOESN'T have a page, eh? Still, so, i don't mean The Metro Cats, i like them, kinda, and The Empress, yeah. But, Those two cats who ALWAYS finds Hattie, after she collects every time piece, they forces her, however, in a rude way, just so The Empress can have the time pieces. Yeah, i love that annoyed, and, kinda cute face, that Hattie always did tho, when those two came. Yet, i wished that Hattie COULD stand up to herself, telling off The Empress and MOSTLY her Henchmen. Yet, without talking, i guess, idk?
Still, even IF The Metro Cats even chased after Hattie, The Metro Cats ain't that bad, it is only her two Henchmen. However, they HAVEN'T been defeated, anyway? Yeah, yet, i hoped that Hattie would have had enough of them for meeting up with her after she got her time pieces. Yet, yeah, they are so annoying and useless, uh, The Empress SHOULD have more funnier Henchmen, or, just one Henchman? Yeah, still, yet, those Henchmen acted always rude, and, yeah, that is pretty much all WHY i don't like those two, tho, yeah!
7: Sick Goats
Well, of course, i DON'T hate The Goats, yet, i am talking about their EVIL forms, duh! Normal Goats acts kinda nice, yet, when they are sick, they starts to attack Hattie by purpose. The REAL Goats might hurt her IF she stands in their way, yet, Sick Goats are ALWAYS running after her, also, some kids MIGHT get scared by them, when they are sick, yeah. Tho, it feels awesome when defeating The Sick Goats, as, they later are back to normal, yeah. Nothing else i can mention about them, tho. They are minor enemies, yeah, yup!
6: Headless Statue
Yeah, y'know, i most like add the enemies, however, hm, THIS enemy creeps me out! Obviously, when being chased by them, it feels like a nightmare. HECK! Hattie can't even defeat them, or, can she kill them? I THINK tho i saw a vid where some YouTuber was yet attempting to hurt The Headless Statue, yet, it didn't work. Dude, is is too fast, and, it do makes me feel also uncomfortable. Duh, obviously! The cut cat enemy, tho? Uh, the cut cat enemy MIGHT have been better then those creepy statues, and, i might like those enemies better, yeah.
5: Shock Squid
Seriously? Shock Squids? Jellyfish are the sea animal that stings, or, burns people, not squids, duh! Quite 1 reason? Right, 1 reason why i quite dislike them, isn't rlly that they electrocute Hattie, tho, it is because that they are RARE, yet, they DO looks kinda cool, anyway, they doesn't appear much at all, do they not, hm? Now, i have nothing against squids, but, IF Shock Squids had a bigger role, i MIGHT have enjoyed them, who knows? But, just ok, k, i could only have had added it on the list just because of the lack of other characters i would, anyhow, add, to this list, yeah.
4: Spiders
Yup, i hate spiders, YUCK! >_<! When they appears from above like that, yeah, creepy. Also, they can HIT Hat Kid (Or Hattie, take it how ya would like, yeah?) with those disgusting legs and spin them around. Also, they can be frustrating, because yeah dude, for sure frustrating when ya try to jump on them, yet, they kicks her down, falling to her death! However, Spiders ARE easy to kill, luckily, and, it DO feels funny to jump on them, tho, yeah. So, yeah, i seriously seem to have added them just because of how spiders can scare people at times, yeah.
3: Alpine Pompous Crow
Welp, i DON'T have anything against those crow enemies, tho. I mean the REST of the crows, dude, duh! Still, Alpine Pompous Crows? I HATE THEM! Why? Obviously, they are SO quick, and very mean! They can PUSH Hattie off, falling to her death, just like The Spiders, yeah. And, they hits her three times, then, she maybe dies, yeah. Yet, of course, i DO love their designs which makes them look like Elvis Presley, yeah. Still, they are SO SUPER annoying and mean.
Also, when you are playing this birdhouse level, when you are NOT allowed to hurt any bird at all, or, welp, kill, obviously. It IS super annoying, it is like those crows have all right to attack Hattie, yet, they don't, tho! Of course, just because of how rude and "Pompous" they acts, i will KILL them like every single time i meet them, i hope they will teach their lessons, once, they, die. Sorry, but i told you how annoying they are, do you see why, hm? Ok.
2: Lazy Paw Gang
DON'T take it wrong, I DO love cats, yet, those ninja cats are JUST like The Empress' Henchmen, or, ok, not literally, what i mean is that her Henchmen annoys me so much, just like those ninjas, yeah. I only hate those cats in the game, every other cat? I like/love, yeah! Still, The Lazy Paw Gang RLLY annoys me, just like those crows i mentioned up above, yeah. They LOVE to steal hats and/or pons, so, Hattie NEEDS her hat/hats back, otherwise, she can't move on. Seriously, Kleptomaniacs? Pretty much, i should tell them to NOT swiping her/me! Duh!
Of course, tho, I DO love their designs, I DO. They looks so cool. But, yeah, I HATE their personalities, and, I HATE it when they turns invisible, i mean, what? They are cats, not chameleons, duh! Yet, IF they ever appears and touches Hattie, i will kill EVERY single one of them who dares to come closer, yeah, I DARE THEM!
Me: So, remember: IF you are a member of The Lazy Paw Gang, then, how about a knuckle-sandwich? >:)? *I puts my fists together, scaring two Lazy Paw Gang Members*
Two Lazy Paw Gang Members: ._. Gulp! ._. *They runs away, and, i laughs at them, yeah.*
Nope, no dishonorable mentions, since, i only hate those ten, and, yeah, the characters are TOO, well, perfect, i can't hate many of them, tho, anyway, let's move on to number one!
And number one is, without a doubt:
MAFIA BOSS!
Oh, i am so sorry, but, seriously. I can't see HOW he is enjoyable. Tho, IF you enjoy him as a villain, then, yeah, i do agree. Yet, he sadly reformed. <:(. Sigh, seriously? I guess i have now to explain, don't i?
SPOILER ALERT: IF you have readed Mustache Girl's Storybook, read, but, IF you didn't, don't! Anyway, as i will tell! Yeah, yup, Mustache Girl OWNED her own little Island, and, it's seriously HER Island, that Island is NOT belonging to Mafia Town, nope. Her Island looked beautiful, and, she used to be a nice little girl, so, once, when The Mafia and The Boss came visiting, MU (Mustache Girl, you can decide what to call her, yeah.) wanted to introduce herself, since, she loves visitors.
Yet, The Mafia just PUSHED her, and, yeah, they turned everything into Mafia Town, so, later, MU interacts with Mafia Boss, and, of course, he just laughs and says that The Mafia have all right to rule the island. So, the island is Mafia Town and MU went away, crying. See? THIS is why i DON'T hate MU, i feel so bad for her, so, she deserves her own game, seriously. And, yeah, she deserves to be friends with Hattie again, IF possible, yeah, duh!
So, yeah, seriously. Do you see now WHY i hate Mafia Boss more then the other characters i added into the list, huh? The Other Characters i listed might be bad, yet, nobody IS as bad like Mafia Boss, welp, like a Boss. Like a BAD Boss that is, yeah, duh! So, yeah. He is "LITERALLY" my least favorite character, however, no other character is as bad as him, duh! Yup, he is literally bad, and, it was so satisfying to defeat him, yeah! So, later, inside Hattie's ship, his remains (Or brain? WAS it his brain?) was stuck inside a jar. Welp, it was hilarious, yet, that was JUSTICE! So, duh, he deserves to live the rest of his live inside that, uh, jar, yeah.
Also, he i being hostile to Hattie, also, wanting her corpse as a replacement for his new body, yeah, it is of course worse that he IS part of her team, or, friend a bit? Since, he IS seen in "Seal the Deal" of course, he would probably be hanging out pretty much with her or something. Welp, he DID reform, which is a shame, since, he SHOULD seriously understand that Mafia Town is NO LONGER his Town, nope, NO LONGER! He should have learned his lesson, duh! But, of course, i wouldn't exactly mind him to even be hanging out with Hattie and the others in more upcoming adventures, IF possible, BUT, he will ALWAYS even be My LEAST FAVORITE Character in the game, yeah.
My Least Favorite Character for being so mean, rlly, i have seen other villains being this mean, and, i might have enjoyed them, yeah. The good thing is that he will stay in that jar, forever, tho. Also, IF MU will get her own game, like, some beautiful day, Mafia Boss better be The Main Antagonist, welp, MAYBE back to normal, still, MU have all right to hurt him, since, Mafia Town is, uh, Mustache Town? Oh, help, what would the name be, pls? Ok, ah, anyway, as i was saying. Still, he is so bad. Justice for Mustache Girl! So, i hope that Mafia Boss will learn some beautiful day, but, he will be still hated by me, so, there! Yeah!
Yeah, once again! I am SO sorry IF you like any of those characters, still, it IS cool IF you enjoy them, it's just, i can't, yeah, nope. -_-, Still. ._., i like all the other characters and it IS impossible for me to hate anybody on this beautiful game, yeah! ^^! So, anyway, ahem, did you enjoy this? What character do YOU hate the most? Welp, IF you would like to do a Top 10 List as well, either do it in the comments under this blog, or, make your own Top 10 List Blog about those characters you hate, hm, any characters you DO hate? I only hate ten, yeah. So, i hope you guys DID enjoy, so, we might see a blog next time, so, see you later, bye! *Waving*