|"Mafia look at little child. Mafia see loser."|
Due to how common chairs appear in the Spaceship and Mafia Town, the achievement can easily be obtained even prior to completing Welcome to Mafia Town. Even if it is not obtained after those encounters, chairs can often be found in further areas like Battle of the Birds on the train or Subcon Forest and its many benches throughout the forest.
To make quick work of this achievement, sitting down at the chair in the Bedroom, the pillow in front of the television and the Captain's chair will easily net enough sits in each chair to unlock the achievement within the two major rooms immediately accessed upon starting a new file, not even beginning the encounter with the Mafia that begins Welcome to Mafia Town.
- The name is a reference to the internet meme "If it fits, I sits", where cats tend to lay down in comedically small or uncomfortable spaces.