Mafia "Mafia look at little child. Mafia see loser."

"The Mafia are terrible at cooking! But fear not, Cooking Cat is here!"
—Cooking Cat

The Cooking Cat is a minor character that Hat Kid meets in Down with the Mafia! in Chapter 1. He claims that The Mafia's cooks are actually terrible at cooking, and that he replaces the food with his cooking so no-one gets sick.

He lives in the rafters of Mafia Headquarters, and is surrounded by a pile of fish and a few buckets of lobster.

Later on, he enters Hat Kid's Spaceship, telling her things about Relics. He stays there for the rest of the game in the kitchen. If you talk to him after the Relic conversation he will then ask Hat Kid if she is a "meat" or a "veggie type of person." His response will depend on what you chose.

Cooking Cat reappears in The Finale in the middle of the 1st and 2nd phase of Mustache Girl's fight. He jumps upon a Goat's had with his hand on it's horn for balance. He joins in with the surrounding characters to tell Mustache Girl to get lost.