Rambunctious me: *growls a little, and then slams the door*

Me: gosh, he has not been the same since twizzly gummy cookie rejected him, huh, Pumpkin Pie Cookie?

Pumpkin Pie Cookie: I'm assure its probably going to be okay.

Me: how are we gonna make him happy again?

Pumpkin Pie Cookie: *shrugs*

*Twizzly Gummy Cookie is still harassing Gumball Cookie*

Me: um, Twizzly gummy cookie? i think Rambunctious 38 hates you with a passion now, and he straight up wants you dead

Twizzly Gummy Cookie: Okay and?

Me: you could've made him happy

Twizzly Gummy Cookie: Who cares?

Gumball Cookie: *running away*

Twizzly Gummy Cookie: oh god dang it- GET BACK HERE, YOU LITTLE COWARD! *runs after him*

Me: *sigh* she just never listens does she?

Wizard Cookie: *sigh*